[Verse 1] I'm going to the doctor's on Friday I'm going to the doctor's on Friday They make me better They give me pills and all sorts My GP's going to help me this Friday Her name is Suzanne and she's got a PhD I think she likes me Well, she's always smiling [Pre-Chorus] Don't think I'm wasting your time This is not a drama piece I'm not here to tell you lies Oh, Suzanne, you better believe me this time [Chorus] Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! [Verse 2] She told me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyways She told me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyways I don't care now, I can't see it hurt me She told me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway She told me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway I don't care now, maybe I've died inside [Pre-Chorus] Don't think I'm wasting your time This is not a drama piece I'm not here to tell you lies Oh, Suzanne, you better believe me this time [Chorus] Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne! Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!