The Wish You Weres - Holiday In Splitsville lyrics

Happy holidays Cuts like razor blades When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas Felis la-di-da Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo) When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas I spent my whole paycheck on you Now I can't afford any food I'm drinking cheap beer There's no holiday cheer for me on Christmas Irreconcilable differences Why must we go through all this again (echo) Now I'm wrecking the halls With spray paint & paint balls on Christmas No more carolers outside I'd rather commit suicide Then hang out with your relatives One more f**ing time To decorate the tree With things that don't mean sh** to me Besides you took all the ornaments When we called it quits I'm not returning any of your calls 'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off And I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas Happy holidays Cuts like razor blades When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas Felis la-di-da Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo) When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas Got a hospital bill from your boyfriend Seasons greetings card from your lawyer If that's not rubbing salt in a wound Then I don't know what f**ing is I'm not returning any of your calls 'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off And I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas