They planted chips inside my head Computers underneath my bed Dissecting all my memories Of ornaments and Christmas trees [x3] Don't be afraid, don't be afraid Happy holidays from the C.I.A. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid Now everybody, everybody They monitor my Christmas toys And harvest all my Christmas Joy Alternate energy for cars Popular currency on mars [x3] Don't be afraid, don't be afraid Happy holidays from the C.I.A. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid Now everybody, everybody [x4] I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane, HEY! I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane, YOUR ALL CRAZY!! I've had all that I can take Might not make it through Christmas break I won't give in to the fear Resolution for the new year [x3] Don't be afraid, don't be afraid Happy holidays from the C.I.A. Don't be afraid, 'cause I'm afraid Of everybody, everybody