The Wish You Weres - Commercialism lyrics

[Spoken:] This select holiday album is brought to you in part by Commercials! Commercials! Commercials! Commercialism! I bought my brother a video game My brother bought my mom some vancy earrings My mom bought my dad some shirts and ties And my dad got stuck working overtime Merry f**ing Christmas off to work we go Slaving away like a HO HO HO Saving all year pinching nickels and dimes So we can blow it all at Christmas time So we can blow it all at Christmas time Visiting the same darn houses each year Exchanging gifts with the ones we hold dear Listening to stories we don't really want to hear If you care to see them more than once a year Merry f**ing Christmas HO HO HO December 26th back to work we go Hammerin' away until next year So we can blow it all at Christmas time So we can blow it all at Christmas time I bought my brother a video game My brother bought my mom some vancy earrings My mom bought my dad some shirts and ties And my dad got stuck working overtime Merry f**ing Christmas off to work we go Slaving away like a HO HO HO Saving all year pinching nickels and dimes So we can blow it all at Christmas time So we can blow it all at Christmas time