The Wildhearts - Can't Do Right For Doing Wrong lyrics

It's the strangest feeling ever You keep trying your best but it's just an arrested endeavour So you buckle up, face the day And try to make the ever-grey like heaven, like heaven But it's all too easy, when you think you gotta k** somebody Gotta be a joker and keep up a little Eurochat and Stick your eager fang into a talk of Coronation Street, well You know how it is Well, you've been out of your seat for way too long You've got to get your trainer tapping to a different song You know I can't do right for doing wrong, oh no So it's best, to relax and get drunk Then the guys amplify and remind you that you've been a c*nt (Well, I've done wrong for a start) If you open your mouth, the truth comes out And no-one likes to hear that sort of stuff so it's best just to relax and shut up (Yeah, that's the best plan, No, that ain't never right, Yeah, that's the best thing to do) Cut to someone laughing and a joke he heard before But he don't want to be unpopular because he's got a big Cortina Like to stick a pen into his sh**ty little grin and you know that would be funny Well, you'll be away from it all and you don't belong Unless your co*k gets hard at a football song You know I can't do right for doing wrong Out of your seat, get out of your seat Get out of your seat get out of your seat Get back in your seat, get back in your seat Get back in your seat, get back in your seat Back among the things that we like, got a treat on the top It isn't what you're knowing, it's a case of who you're blowing Get your balls to communicate, you've got your ticket to the case So socially they'll let you be, so long as we can copulate You want to be a big shot, cannot stop a-saying (I can't do right for doing wrong) Yes please, stash, got my fingers in your pants (I can't do right for doing wrong) I'm gonna lick it till I'm sick if you would just give me a chance (I can't do right for doing wrong) I'll be a good dog, prick me and you'll never be needing a dog again, open wide (I can't do right for doing wrong, can't do right for doing wrong) Yeah, yeah, open wide (you know I can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (you know I can't do right for doing wrong)