Hermione This is k**ing me You're seriously a tease just for Existing close to me My curiosity Keeps me in captivity You're gonna make this tree a slave To pure insanity Five years it's been since we first met Now you're kicking it with house-elves And you're every teacher's pet But to you a tree is just a tree What would it take for you to wake up And get next to me? Oh wait, I'm a rock star And not just any rock star I'm a wizard rock rock star And I rock out in a human body So, Hermione, I found a loophole Why don't you come and check out one of my rock shows? I'll take you to the after-party And you can get familiar with my human body Hermione, I hope it's clear to see My Muggle form is waiting for The moment when we're dating We'll crash the scene I'll treat you like a queen We'll be like Romeo and Juliet Except not quite as dead Five years it's been since I first set My lonely eyes upon you Now I'm finally breaking through So what do you say? Let's run away Leave everything behind We'll rock until the end of time 'Cause, girl, I'm a rock star And not just any rock star I'm a wizard rock rock star And I rock out in a human body So, Hermione, I found a loophole Why don't you come and check out one of my rock shows? I'll take you to the after-party And you can get familiar with my human body (repeat once more after solo)