The Whomping Willows - House of Awesome Theme Song lyrics

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted He said, "Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure - You're not a wizard, you're a tree." So I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome Well, the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home Regardless of race, religion, creed, gender, or s**ual preference We accept whites, we accept blacks We accept rebel freedom fighters on horseback We accept Asians, we accept Jews We accept everyone and that includes you! I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted He said, "Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure - You're not a wizard, you're a tree." So I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome