The Whomping Willows - Cedric Had It Coming lyrics

Oh, Cedric why'd you go into that maze? Haven't you ever seen a Hollywood movie before? In which a minor character gets slain To benefit the survival of the big star It's such a cliche You've been at Hogwarts long enough to know That Harry's gonna get through whatever comes his way Then there's that whole business with Cho Chang There had to be a means of getting you out of the way It's such a cliche Cedric Diggory Were you too proud to see Your days were numbered when You stepped in the ring with him You were unaware That you were just a spare You're six feet underground And Harry's still around We all agree you're braver than most boys But that's no reason to go and get yourself k**ed Did you notice there's no scar on your forehead? And what kind of hero dresses in yellow anyway? It's such a cliche