The Whomping Willows - Wizard Rock Heart Throb lyrics

About a year ago I played my first rock show I was feeling kinda nervous about how it would go And so I talked to my rock star friend, Draco And he said, "Hey man, don't fret 'Cause wizard rock fans are the sweetest bunch of fans And most of them are girls and you're basically a man So, get out there, k**er, and rock it like you can." And so that's what I did It soon became clear that rocking wasn't enough If you're gonna score with groupies, then you gotta be a hunk You can't get by with overwhelming talent alone And man, that's all I got Man, that's all I got Coulda been a wizard rock heart throb Coulda been the star of the show Coulda been a wizard rock heart throb But Dumbledore found Matt Maggiacomo He's not as cute as Joe and he's not as cute as Paul He's not as cute as Brian or Bradley at all He's not as cute as Alex Carpenter But then again who is? He's not as cute as Patrick from the Hinky Punks 'Cause he's packing way too much junk in the trunk He might be a bit cuter than that guy from Hollow Godric But that's not saying much No, that's not saying much Coulda been a wizard rock heart throb Coulda been the star of the show Coulda been a wizard rock heart throb But Dumbledore found Matt Maggiacomo Everybody knows that wizard rock girls Are the prettiest girls in the whole wide world I know it doesn't help me to whine and complain But I'm telling you man it's driving me insane Coulda been a wizard rock heart throb Coulda been the star of the show Coulda been a wizard rock heart throb But Dumbledore found Matt Maggiacomo