Draco Malfoy, what's your problem? You're lookin' kinda mopey and forlorn this morning Harry Potter, what's your deal? Are you having trouble with the feelings that you feel? Draco Malfoy, what's your issue? Do you need a hug or maybe a tissue? Harry Potter, give us a sign You can't commit to Ginny, so what do you have in mind? Give me three guesses: Is it Professor McGonagall? Is it Lavender Brown? No, it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love In love In love Draco Malfoy, level with me You used to be so enthralled with Pansy Harry Potter, don't be shy You got no luck with women, so perhaps you need a guy There's nothing wrong with it No, there's nothing wrong with it You can move to Ma**achusetts Where it will be Draco and Harry sitting in a tree S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love There's nothing wrong with it No, there's nothing wrong with it No, there's nothing wrong with it It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love