The Wet Penguins - Random Dancing lyrics

[Jason] Ok that was good so, the album is, it has random dancing in it. So we should probably have a song about random dancing [Dan] Coincidentally I have a song about that [Jason] Ah yeah, but yeah, did you write it. how does it, like how. Is it good [Dan] You ask me [Jason] I just did [Dan] The other day I was, Walking down the street Where I saw a man who didn't have not feet (Jason: that's a double negative) Then he told me how he couldn't ever dance So I felt band and I gave him my pants [Jason] Woow, woow that's kinda weird that you took you pants off in the middle of the street [Dan] Just [Jason] You started off you were in the middle of the street and you ended with you gave him your pants. I was hoping you had another layer on it [Dan] I do but you have to just listen [Jason] What about, ok how about this for this part [Dan] You ask me [Jason] I'm gonna teach you how dance this time When I'm dont it'll be sublime The world will see your sk**s and all shall be in awe There isn't a way they won't believe what they saw [Dan] Gay [Jason] Ok that was not gay? [Dan] Uhm... yes it was [Jason] No [Dan] That is the definition of gay [Jason] (laughs) [Dan] You sound like a little boy who didn't hit puberty yet [Jason] And what was yours [Dan] A little boy who did hit puberty [Jason] Nice, so what if we did [Dan] Cut it! [Dan] Take it to the right, and take it to the left I can call this one don't wanna get effed (Jason: woow hey no you can't say that) Singing and jumping tothe beat all day long Then my dear (Jason: Josh) friend you'll get the ladies with the tong [Jason] Ok no, That is graphic, that is graphic [Dan] What do you know you di [Jason] A legendary fool you're dancings bad You're a dirty man such an ugly lad Edit your tone before the albums done Or this song won't be on and it'll end your fun [Dan] Biggity [Same time] [Dan] Ability is great, potential high as hell [Jason] I'm not gonna produce this crap [Jason] It'd be better off for me to take a nap [Dan] But you better get off the d** where you dwell [Jason] Just lets stop this is really lame [Dan] I miss my old friend and his name was ted [Jason] I'll be the one that has to take the blame [Dan] Teaching you was bad just look where it led [Jason] Ok Josh you gotta stop it, the decisions final (Growl) and you gotta