Ruben the Russian wears a robe And swallows live frogs whenever he can find them And stares at everyone He starts one fight a day Until they take him away. And we sit in the sun between eleven and one Looking at the clock Having fun Watching Booker T get over his electric shock Sign on the wall one inch tall Says you'll feel better if you shave and cut your hair off And you'll get better too And the doctor says "No no no Unless you think you're Jesus" Well I am Jesus Just don't tell anyone. And we sit in the sun between eleven and one Looking at the clock Having fun Watching Booker T get over his electric shock Perry the Mexican general never washes his clothes So we took him one night, trying to get him clean Put him in the washing machine He started to scream "Whoa whoa whoaaaa" Ruben the Russian wears a robe And swallows live frogs whenever he can find them And stares at everyone He starts one fight a day Until they take him away And we sit in the sun between eleven and one Looking at the clock Having fun Watching Booker T get over his electric shock Watching Booker T get over his electric shock