Buy one of these things today It's bright and shiny and on sale See all of the time It saves and when you're done just throw it away Be the first one on the block! This will take the pain away Then you can go out and play Buy a few to put away Save some for a rainy day Be the first one on the block! This cookie crumbled It burst my bubble My thoughts are jumbled I heard a rumble It made you stumble I took a tumble Be the first one on the block!