Hey remember this one? While walking down the avenue one bright and sunny day I came across a woman who wouldn't get out of my way I asked her to please step aside so I could get on with my day She said, "I don't mind being cum across just as long as it's wiped away" [laughing] So I went home to watch TV and catch my favorite show And plopped down on my rocking chair and out came a screaming howl I ached and moaned and groaned and hoped the pain would quickly pa** Either that's just my remote control or someone's' dick's shoved up my a** [laughing] Then I thought I'd take a drive around and see what I could see But just a couple minutes later, I had to take a pee I pulled into an alley and stuck my pecker through the fence But I didn't even see the watchdog running off with my f**ing prick [laughing] So they rushed me to the hospital to see if they could fix it Cause instead of chewing it to bits he very gently licked it They said that I was lucky that the mutt lost all its teeth So I went home and went to bed and then I had a dream About that sweet little poochie... [laughing and clapping]