Witches work only with magic And waiting on adulthoods tragic, Pull the cover over one more time, Stab us in the back your trademark crime, It's never fine Scratch your fingernails right down the blackboard Abuse your manicure why don't you, Whoah oh! And paperclips can bend and shape my dear, Cause they are cheaply manufactured Just like you, whoah oh! (A big bar of chocolate) Witches work only with magic, And waiting on adulthoods tragic, You can turn me into stone Cause a worthless snake sits in her throne, All on her own Witches work only with magic, And waiting on adulthoods tragic, Don't come down lookin' for me Cause I'm 22, and on tv, Oh can't you see You won't get me [x2] So don't you try to scare me so With your purple eyes and square toes, My mother warned me about you You're not as bad as you look And I found you in a book (Snakes like little boys) Witches work only with magic, And waiting on adulthoods tragic, Pull the cover over one more time, Stab us in the back your trademark crime, It's never fine Witches work only with magic, And being bold sometimes is tragic, If you're livin' in witches lane You only have your parents to blame Stay away, stay away from me!