Better keep my head down while I sing this song ‘Cos everything I do is wrong Bought you some new shoes They were the wrong colour Got you a new coat You said it would better suit your mother I wish you'd tell me what's going on ‘Cos everything I do is wrong Wanted to take you away on a holiday You said we couldn't afford to pay Then a few hours later, guess what? You say we never go away Phone you, it's too early Phone you again, it's too late You want everything on a silver plate Can't go anywhere ‘Cos you're never ready on time When I point this out The fault's all mine Yeah, I wish you'd explain what the hell's going on ‘Cos everything I do is wrong Yeah, I came to pick you up in my car But you'd given me the wrong address so you weren't there Tried to get you a better job, you went mad at me Said you now liked working at your factory Told me not to make a big deal of your birthday Now six months later I'm still having to pay Tried to take you out to a nice restaurant You screamed at me, this ain't what you want Excuse me for being such a total moron ‘Cos everything I do is wrong Gotta keep my head down while I sing this song ‘Cos everything I do is wrong Don't think you love me no more ‘Cos this ain't love, it's a civil war Gotta keep my mouth shut, another twenty minutes is gone Waiting for you to put your lipstick on You've forgotten how to talk, now all you do is shout I guess you got tired and the brute in you got out Sometimes get to thinking I should be moving on ‘Cos everything I do is wrong Everything I do is wrong [x8]