The Vaughans - Who Farted? lyrics

Who farted? It wasn't me! Who farted? Who farted? Who farted? It wasn't me! I'm cruisin' around I'm in my new mobile The windows are up And there's a bit of a chill I've eaten at Macca's I've got lettuce on my lip When the babe sittin' next to me Lets one rip You brace yourself and get ready for the hit You're starting to sweat It's gonna smell a bit It hits the guys in the back seat first And the fellas come out with this great outburst: We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it Yeah! You don't mean to be rude You turn the air conditioner on She looks real hot But boy does she pong The fart didn't dissipate It just stayed stable You say should I stop To lay some cable? What can I do? What am I gonna do? My face is turning a little bit blue! This gas has caused the windows to fog I'm wondering, how big is this log? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it Oh yeah! She said she didn't do it But I know that she lied 'Cause the car still stunk Like a skunk had died It doesn't really matter Who did it or not 'Cause I had to pull over To get rid of the rot It wasn't us! Come on babe Why don't you admit it? Get out of my car 'Cause I know you did it The guys in the back have turned to blue I can't believe that that came from you! Okay guys Yeah I admit it That fart was mine Yeah, I did it And just to prove that it wasn't a fluke Here's another one That'll make you puke Cop a load of that! We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it Bummm... We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Who farted? We heard it! I smelt it We're gonna say it I wanna know Bummm...