The Vandals - Slap Of Love lyrics

[Guy:] Do you love me baby? [Girl:] Yes [Guy:] Well how much do you love me? [Girl:] A whole bunch [Guy:] Well how much is a whole bunch? [Girl:] Well I don't know [Guy:] This much? [ SLAP ] Don't say sorry or call her baby and if she wants to go out say, "Maybe" Never let her get the upper hand A woman can't respect a weak man And if she talks back You just have to slap her down Give her that slap of love It will keep her coming around So she ran out? Let her pout! She just went down to the store You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer when she comes through that door She loves that stinging pain And she knows you'll have to do it again And if she talks back You just have to slap her down Give her that slap of love It will keep her coming around Don't feel sorry That's a mistake The biggest one you'll ever make I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her You might love her but you don't know her Show her your love with a slap You know that she will come back Now your looking at the rings on your hand And your feeling like a hell of a man The woman now knows her place I can see it in her rosy face And if she talks back You just have to slap her down Give her that slap of love It will keep her coming around Show her your love with a slap