Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough You say your life is hard Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard Don't play me for a fool. Your dad wasn't traded for a mule. Do you know what I mean Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream You ain't black and you ain't blind You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues Ken is struck in a wheel chair His spine is bent beyond repair He's not singin' the blues and you never even worn orthepedic shoes So at school you might have failed But there's men being raped in jail They should be singing the blue and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues You ain't black and you ain't blind You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues It's ok, so don't be sad that your not sad cause your still rad to me Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues You ain't black and you ain't blind You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues It's ok, so don't be sad that your sad cause your still rad to me You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose Alot of people would k** to be in your shoes Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues