The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape lyrics

Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day i like to keep it dignified But at night you know I got another side And I don't give a damn, Cause I am what I am Even if it's really really bad. I've got an Ape Drape, Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone, And that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do. Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears I've been growing that one braid back there for years I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche The front may conform to society But the back says I have personality Even if it's really really, Even if it's really really bad. I've got an Ape Drape, Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone, And that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do. Make it short in the front and long in the back! If the top's not short enough that it stands up I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail Now fix my kid up so he looks like me, And then matching crazy pants are all we need Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with your Dad. Norce Neck Warmer......Norco Hockey Hair.......Canada Achey-Breaky Hair......Nashville Mullet.......Hoboken Forbidden Hair......Europe Shom......Florida