All you people gather round And get together No more sitting on your booty party people it's your duty you know what I mean tell your body what to do it's up to you Now let you tight pants do a new dance do the rodge roger thomas is upon us don't you fight it do the rodge can't you see it's so easy it's now or never, get together Lay it on me, Lay it down Slap me five and gather round the party is getting started Let's act retarded, no one is carded Now shake your onion Like a grunion tryin to spawn Grab your girl unless she's Shirl Hit the dance floor do the rodge rock the rodge across the nation A bicentennial celebration tell two friends and they'll tell two and they'll tell two and so on and so on it's easy to do tell your booty what to do it's up to you