The Vandals - Phone Machine lyrics

hello..no one could get to the phone right now, so for your convenience, you're call is being answered automatically. but if this is you, you can s** my dick. if this is my boss, f** you i quit. if you're the girl, you aint worth sh** and if this is school (cough, cough) i'm really sick! but if this is gramma im so sorry i missed your call. ill see you on sunday. goodbye and i love you. but if this is you you can s** my dick. if this is my boss, f** you i quit. everyone else you can do the same. don't leave a message unless your f**ing lame. (grandma babbles)