Chillin' in the van yeah felling on the girlies our only Concern is where the keg party is Accelerator down we're getting there early steaming up The windows cause we're so f**ing thirsty But we gotta make an important stop over the curb to the Neon light not fast food and it ain't no piss stop it's the thirst shop We're going to the liquor store We're going to the liquor store We're going to the liquor store Joint is bumpin' to the urge on ca**ette they want us to play But we said not yet never start singing when our mouth is Dry never start playing 'till we're liquified never let up until The keg is dry and when it's all gone you know we're saying Goodbye the dudes got mad and the girls start crying the Party is dying We're going to the liquor store We're going to the liquor store We're going to the liquor store Dude with the party wants his money back f** you is Heard from a window on the van all you get is smoke and A pile of empty cans when your party's over that's when Ours begins steal all your girlies then make our getaway but First things first babe open your purse you get no respect 'till we Quench the thirst go inside and get my pickle go inside and get my pickle We're going to the liquor store We're going to the liquor store We're going to the liquor store And don't forget to park my car