Uhh-hooe, Beauty Spot Uhh-ohhh, Beauty Spot What a lot I've got What a lot I've got Uhh-hooe, Beauty Spot Uhh-ohhh, Beauty Spot What a lot I've got What a lot I've got I feel beautiful tonight I feel beautiful tonight I feel beautiful… I placed my beauty spot upon my face Before you knew, right in my room Yet, I was feeling something out of place I need another drop of French perfume! Oooooouuh! Uhh-hooe, powdered wig Uhh-ohhh, powdered wig I don't give a fig I don't give a frig Uhh-hooe, powdered wig Uhh-ohhh, powdered wig I don't give a fig I don't give a frig I feel beautiful tonight I feel beautiful tonight I feel beautiful tonight! I put on my clothes and my powdered wig Ooh, Beauty Spot I'd kinda like to dance, but I don't give a fig Ooh, Beauty Spot Ooh! Beauty Spot! Ooh! Beauty Spot! Ooh! Beauty Spot! Ahhhhhhh! Uhh-hooe, fur-lined glove Uhh-ohhh, fur-lined glove I'm in love with love I'm in love with love Uhh-hoou, fur-lined glove Uhh-ohhh, fur-lined glove I'm in love with love I'm in love with love I feel beautiful tonight I feel beautiful tonight I feel beautiful tonight Ahhhhhh-hahhhhh Ahhhhhh-hahhhhh Ladies and gentleman of the audience This is a message from The Upper Crust You too can be beautiful, it's really simple Just go out to your local cosmetics store Bring out your purse and buy a small beauty marker Take the marker and put a mark or two upon your face And ladies and gentlemen you will - be beautiful! Everybody want a Beauty Spot Put on your Beauty Spot Everybody got a Beauty Spot Put on your Beauty Spot Everybody got a powdered wiiiig Put on your powdered wig Everybody got a Beauty Spot Put on your Beauty Spot Come on, come on, Come On!