The Upper Crust - Little Rickshaw Boy lyrics

I arrived in Hong Kong harbor, seems like yesterday When something occurred I'll remember all the rest of my days I was there to inspect our bank holdings As our Far East investment was in danger of folding And I got myself a Little Rickshaw Boy I said chop chop to the Little Rickshaw Boy But he could hardly move, and I became annoyed As he trembled and looked about to fall I cursed my luck and as the rickshaw stalled I said move you nasty Little Rickshaw Boy The Little Rickshaw Boy looked gravely ill As he staggered on so slow, I could have k**ed I suffered such grave inconvenience I could hardly be expected to be lenient Said run you nasty Little Rickshaw Boy Just as we got to the bank the boy collapsed In a puddle of mud and filth, he gasped his last And I stepped over him as he expired Then I turned around and said, You're fired You sickly, lazy, Little Rickshaw Boy You Little Rickshaw Boy! You Little Rickshaw Boy! You Little Rickshaw Boy, right now! You Little Rickshaw Boy-eeee! You Little Rickshaw...