He wears his hair in curls-uhh He looks just like a girl-uhh He's in his own little world My, my he's a beautiful boy... That Little Lord Fauntleroy Hey, hey, hey He wears pantaloons-uhh He likes a French perfume-uhh He wanna sleep 'til noon He's his mother's pride and his father's joy Unnhhh! That Little Lord Fauntleroy Hey, hey, hey I caught him playing with his hard-on In the formal garden He said whoops beg your pardon These are the things that he enjoys Unnhhh! That Little Lord Fauntleroy Hey, hey, hey The Little Lord Fauntleroy