The Uncle Devil Show - Sidelong Glances Of A Pigeon Kicker lyrics

They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker When I look at you I see the harm that you can do All the charm you've been fakin' While the mess your a** is makin' Though I try to hide you must be using laser guide I hear that you've been singing It's your neck I should be wringing They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker Time for my revenge - peanuts on my window ledge A swift one to the pecker With my rolled up Daily Record And you can fly away, I'll see you again some day And I'll be more than glad to feed you There's some cats would love to meet you Don't get me wrong I sure have a plan I'll burn you in your bush before I've bird sh** In my hand, in my hand In my hand Sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is even quicker A bird on the wing is a beautiful thing With the exception of species who's speciality's faeces So here's permission to land under the half brick In my hand, in my hand