The Tropaholics - Beam Me Up Scotty lyrics

[Intro] You know they say who, who is Nicki Minaj? You know I'm like a multiple personality b**h Like, you know, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm a ninja, I'm a boss I'm, I'm the Harajuku Barbie! [Sasha Sample] Who say they wanna hackle me body Them haffa have a permit and a licence for me Now tell me who say them wanna hackle me body Them haffa have a permit and a licence for me Admit it me say me moan and groan Admit it, say me moan and groan Admit it, say me moan and groan Admit it, -mit it, -mit it, -mit it [Verse 1] I just heard that I was the baddest in the town So I came down and had to pick up my crown Went to Taiwan and had to pick up my wand Now everybody wanna pick up my sound Baddest underground since Harriet Tub That's why when I come around they hurry and run And I know it ain't math but I carry the one Got a couple body guards that'll carry the guns Yao Ming, I'mma need a couple Asians Sayonara, b**hes, on a Kawasaki blazin' Ayo, Rihanna, gotta come up off dem bajans Call wyclef I'm a need a couple Haitians Now where my West Indies? Where the f** my curry chicken and my rice and peas? My madda c*nt Trinis My Jamaican bod gal, all my Guyanese? [Sasha Sample] [Verse 2] I just found out that I was doper than Amy Winehouse, maybe Fresh out the navy Fresher then a daisy Used to be on Baisley Young money bunny b**h please say the baby Please stop callin' me, I'm such a rock star Assalam alaikum, where the f** is Akbar? Give 'em my keys, tell 'em valet my car B's pon da wheels, you can see them from far Now all I need is a real mandingo Gimmie good uhh and distribute my single Bootleg the mixtape out in Nigeria Hit up Amadu, he can meet the criteria If he work da middle like a mohawk, tell'em he can meet me where dem girls say aloha See I got da first cla** p**y and he use to give me Coacha Real good chocha, f** is my chauffeur? [Sasha Sample] [Bridge] Ahh, beam me up, Scotty My wa-wa wine My wine is too dutty Beam me up scotty My wa-ba wine My wine is too dutty [Verse 3] One, two, buckle my shoe No one on the corner has swagger like I do Keep a two-two, get wetter then boo-hoo Keep a couple stacks inside of my loo-loo Excuse me, I'm sorry I got the 45 special, don't worry Cause I'm cooler than a bloodclaat flurry I like mi chicken and mi goat with curry(yeah) Now, where my West Indies? Where the f** my curry chicken and my rice and peas? My madda c*nt Trinis My Jamaican bad gal, all my Guyanese? [Outro]