The Triffids - Everybody Has To Eat lyrics

Everyone's a liar & most are known to cheat Arsonists, embezzlers Everyone of them has to eat Handshake & a how d' y' do Flawless set of teeth I got stones inside of my shoes & Everyone of them has to eat I got no creed nor colour I got no birthday treat No alleigance to either side Everybody has to eat I have a Devil's Advocate Finest in the business He just can't be beat He drools & he stutters & he twitches & he spits & he hisses thru his Broken teeth But my best friend is the liquor Man because he takes his main course neat Smokin O P's Drinkin I O U's Takin' liberties In the street I hope I go by spontaneous combustion In a scorching blaze of heat I won't leave no mess at all oh no yeah yeah yeah I don't believe I've had the pleasure but I Believe I have had my fill I'm gonna take a Walk to the end of this world I'm gonna buy Myself a thrill I'm gonna tie myself to a burning Buys I'm gonna teach myself to sink or Swim Cut off my legs put em in a brown Paper bag See how many ribbons and medals I win Wel, I got no bone to pick with you Dear You're just not my cup of meat I'm Gonna have to cream my cherry pie Everybody has to eat