The Toyes - Mr. Dinosaur lyrics

I was digging in the desert I was all alone When my shovel shoved in to a dinosaur bone A leg so big I thought it was a log Then I tripped and slipped on a dinosaur jaw I bumped my head and the sky went red And I fell into a dream on a dinosaur bed Wo! And in my dream I was having a talk With a big green dinosaur dancin' on a rock I said excuse me but I came here lookin for your dead bones He said leave my bones alone Mr. Dinosaur, what would you think If you were still living and we were extinct Mr. Dinosaur, could you resist Digging in the dirt for scientists You'd be digging in the dirt Well I wonder if the world would be any less strange If the chain of evolution were rearranged If man was gone, turn the page And today was the day of the dinosaur age If they lived now and we lived then Would they make scary movies about prehistoric men (and the women they loved) Wo! Can't you see a bunch of dinosaurs diggin' in the dirt All decked out wearing stone washed jeans, alligator shirts One T-Rex gets excited and he says Hey I found a humanoid head Mr. Dinosaur, what would you think If you were still living and we were extinct Mr. Dinosaur, could you resist Digging in the dirt for scientists You'd be digging in the dirt (for whatever it's worth) They'd display us in museums and they study us in schools And theorize for hours 'bout our customs and our tools In raging debate as to our fate they'd agree To dig us up to see Mr. Dinosaur, what would you think If you were still living and we were extinct Mr. Dinosaur, could you resist Digging in the dirt for scientists You'd be digging in the dirt For whatever it's worth