The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Kristen Stewart Farts lyrics

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe That Kristen Stewart ever farts How could someone so perfect And so beautiful Ever sit down on a toilet And make a stinky poo? I just don't believe it She's so sweet and lovely and adorable How could anyone so beautiful as Kristen Stewart ever go number two? Stinky, stinky poo Kristen Stewart, I don't believe that you ever do any stinky poo You couldn't, it's just not possible You're so beautiful I just cannot believe it I refuse to think About Kristen Stewart creating a terrible stink Oh-oh, she's so beautiful She's so perfect in every way I refuse to believe that she stinks up the bathroom at least once a day She's a beautiful, wonderful, talented woman And I don't believe that she ever farts or poops She's Kristen Stewart She's better than that