The Times - I Helped Patrick Mcgoohan Escape lyrics

Once, long ago Lived a man, who made a TV show Spent, all his savings Every penny, so that we would know But, this poor man Had few fans, and his boss wouldn't pay him So, I thought up A way for him to escape I helped Patrick Mc Goohan escape Now he's hiding from the human race Yes he is Yes he is Hooooooooo We, made sure That the rovers were fast asleep And number two, was at it to Making his plans to kidnap Paul McCartney We took a bus We took a boat And finally we took a train And ran away, to the USA That's where he's been until this day I helped Patrick McGoohan escape He lives next door to the man in a suitcase Yes he does Yes he does Where am I? In the village What do you want? Information You won't get it! By hook or by crook, we will Who's side are you on? That would be telling Who are you? The new number two Who is umber one? You are number six I am not a number, I am a free man (mad laughing through) I will not be pushed, Filed, Stamped, Indexed, Briefed, Debriefed, Or numbered, pushed, Filed, Stamped, Indexed, Briefed, Debriefed, Or numbered, My life is my own I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I helped Patrick McGoohan escape Now he's hiding from the human race I helped Patrick McGoohan escape He lives next door to the man in a suitcase Take me home