I bought a ticket on the metro My mind working all in retro I took a briefcase, I took a book Gotta know how it's gonna look There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!! And in the tunnels deep underground Other people try not to look around What is happening? Where am I? Beneath this hat and collar and tie? There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!!