she's a pistol packin' mama and a bleach blond surfer queen a highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling she was born at sutter's mill and k**ed up on the silver screen she opens up her golden gate and offers us a dream na na na na na na... she's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat an avocado model in a boysenberry hat she's our buffed and sprangled banner, she's our sedentary fat she's hungry cold and homeless, and she's luxury's lap chorus she's the golden girl of the golden west a lipo-s**ing diva with a saline chest she's the golden girl of the golden west a fashion island floozy in a skin tight dress she's the golden girl... one man's blessing and another man's curse she's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse she's a double beef burger called "the double patty hearse" she's a napa valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse na na na na na na... she's a corporation raider on the sports bar beat a giant dodging forty-niner with two athletes feet she's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat she's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak chorus na na na na na na... she's a bleeding heart madonna with a big electric chair an earth shaking quaker with a fundamental flair there's a method to her madness and a charismatic air an orthodoxly logic in that presbytery stare so come all you huddled ma**es, all you yo-yosimite sams make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty hoover dam yeah and leave it all to beaver and start packin' up the van take the california aqueduct on down to disneyland chorus