The Swirling Eddies - Hide The Beer, The Pastor's Here lyrics

The straw runs down his arm and leg Under the carpet Out to the keg A secret party tonight at Point Loma And the hate in your heart you're hiding well But the booze on your breath is easy to smell There's a six pack to hide on the Oral U side Let's drive through Oklahoma And hide the beer! The pastor's here! Hide the beer! Think of your career! He might find out that we're human beings Bring us all down to the wrack and the ruin She had a beer as an evening snack When the "Scripture Man" planned a sneak attack Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton As she packed her bags and gathered her books "Scripture Man" gave her that lustful look Yes, lust is his brew, but no one sees through His minty-fresh breath ain't reeking When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear Together we'll have hell to pay So wear a beard The pastor's here Put the R-rated movie away Biola Bethel Westmont Calvin College Azusa Pacific Liberty Baptist San Jose Bible College Bob Jones Taylor U California Baptist Gordon College Calvin Klein George Fox Moody Bible Institute Seattle Pacific Baylor SMU Pacific Christian Jimmy Swaggart U John Brown Anderson Eastern Mennonite Fort Wayne Bible Grand Rapids Baptist Greenville Grove City Nyack Travecca Nazarene Multinomah School of the Bible Inland Empire School of the Bible Philadelphia College of the Bible Whitworth Spring Arbor And South and Northwestern! Northwestern!