The Swimming Pool Q's - Stock Car Sin lyrics

Down in Georgia where the girls say: "Do tell" ("Do Tell!") Never say "Pyjama" at the Stock Car Motel I got my chicken and a trophy Asbestos suit Drinkin' champagne from my Driver's boot He took the checkered flag, Could he really win? Whole crew indulgin' in Stock Car Sin They know it's evil Can't help but like it! Monkey Number One, he took the Senator's niece He caked her thighs in some axle grease In the pit, on a pre-stressed bench, He tightened his lugs with a socket wrench, uh! Infield's cheerin' and the motors din Crankin' for the line in Stock Car Sin They know it's evil Can't help but like it! If Pennzoil penance be your pleasin' today Here's somethin' for to keep in tow: Check the timin' under my hood Adjust my rear-end power clutch ratio, no. Thrills at Talledega, an all-night search Drivin' in the basement of a Baptist church Next day at the track, a fiery crash Remainder of The Champ was a smokin' ash What could be the reason for this fatal spin? The Preacher's wife was in Stock Car Sin They know it's evil Can't help but like it! What am I gonna do? Without a driver, there ain't no crew Today, I'm pumpin' gas at the corner Shell® Champ is burnin' rubber down in Stock Car Hell..... They know it's evil ... They know it's evil ... They know it's evil ... They know it's evil!