The Swashbuckling Doctors - A Rum Called Song lyrics

If you ever feel blue or have nothing to do, Or you maybe just want to cut loose Well now I have the cure, if you take it you're sure To forget all that's troubling you Now I know just what you're thinking so please know that I agree, When you're off imbibing alcohol you gotta drink responsibly! With that in mind I think it's fine to have a gla** or three or four, So long as you don't wake up naked on someone else's floor! So take a shot, and leave your troubles here, Just loosen up, 'cause you've got nothing left to fear Come sail with Me and the Captain and all the crew, To the tropical islands of Malibu Watch out for the Kraken, he'll hammer you So let's get wasted! Standing on the beach with my toes in the sand, The sun on my face, a mojito in hand I think I'm gonna drink until I can't stand So let's all drink some rum! (rum! rum!) Let's all drink some rum! It's the perfect drink for pirates and the best when at the bar, Sometimes I'll have a gla** at home and then I'll drive my car, It's also great at funerals and baby showers too, In church, at work, or at the mall, and at the petting zoo! Another shot, just leave your worries here, So bottoms up, because inebriation's near And come sail with Me and the Captain and all the crew, To the tropical islands of Malibu Watch out for the Kraken, he'll hammer you So let's get wasted! Sitting on the beach with my a** in the sand, A grin on my face and a handle in hand I think I'm gonna drink until I can't stand So let's all drink some rum! (rum! rum!) Let's all drink some rum! (rum! rum!) Let's all drink some rum! And if you think you've had too much I tell you never fear, I've found the cure for drunkenness and I've got some right here Just take a swig and you'll feel great, or better yet have two, The cure for any malady, there's nothing rum can't do The litany is endless but I'll try and name a few: Drinking swilling chugging burning, such a glorious brew Use it for antiseptic aftershave cologne and perfume too Cleaning healing swabbing wooing Courage-building fighting screwing Bathing Cooking and pre-gaming Gaming raving after-gaming Sleeping singing slurring skanking Sanitizing sharing shanking Buying selling trading raiding Sodomizing lubricating Texting s**ting whoring boating Driving crashing teaching voting!! So one last shot, just leave your clothing here, Just don't throw up, and it'll all be crystal clear And come sail with Me and the Captain and all the crew, To the tropical islands of Malibu Watch out for the Kraken, he'll hammer you So let's get wasted! Lying on the beach with my head in the sand, Drool on my face and my liver in hand Who came up with this idiot plan So let's all drink some rum! (rum! rum!) Let's all drink some rum! (rum! rum!) Let's all drink some rum!