Hey babe, I'm sorry to say Things had to end this way We fought to the bitter end But still you want to be my friend? Those words you said, made me feel dead You never made me feel loved (no no no) I know because I've been there before (1, 2, 3, 4) I turned my back one day And you looked the other way Was that innocent I'll say in my defense That I never raised a hand to you Even though I knew I should have at times You treated me like sh** But gettin' away from you was the very very best thing I could do And I know we had our times but Two people can't love if the other one's a b**h (Oh no no no) I know because I've been there before Ooh baby baby baby Why did you give those crabs to me? I know 'cause it burns when I pee But two mother f**ers can't love If one of em's gonna be a big dumb s*ut (Oh no no no) I know because I put it in your bu*t You wanted me to treat you like sh** You never wanted to be my friend f** you b**h eat poisoned sh** And die a lonely painful d**h You just wanted me cause I was in a band You rejected every peaceful hand You told me I was f**ing dumb But I won't be cumin' on your tits again (f** off!)