[Verse 1] They masturbate the ma**es While they're lubing up the a**es Of all the lower cla**es The ones about to get f**ed Go deepthroat a flagpole And they shove it up your a**hole Have you ever seen two Senators one cup? They say "oh, yeah"! [Verse 2] Politicians give the sloppiest head To their favorite Lobbyists They spit it back into the mouths Of every pimp in Congress The hookers down on [?] Street They're all begging to get f**ed So smack it all around and stick it in Make me say "oh, yeah"! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] [?] filibuster Whips and chains to flog his nuts You're the slave so call me master Or I'll stick it in your bu*t I tape the nightly news So I can jerk when I get home Because Politics is my favorite p**n Make me say "oh, yeah"! "oh, yeah"! [Outro] f** Politicians in their a**es f** Politicians in their a**es f** Politicians in their a**es f** Politicians right in the a** (fart noise)