Last night, I woke up! Last night (I'm a T.V.) A good dream woke me up I was entertained and smiled (Transforming T.V.) Jumped straight out of my bed Humming this and that (I'm a T.V.) And got myself a gla** of water And sat down in my favorite chair (Transforming T.V.) And kept smiling but not for long because I realized that all my dreams are Nothing but the repetition Of last week's television I was no longer amused by, by my dream (I'm on my knees) Like a lame turtle I paced the room (Down on all four follows) I was disturbed by the new-found (Antennae) Knowledge I could only blame myself and no one else (Thrust out through my forehead) Tried to sleep again He can, he can, no (I'm a T.V.) Not a dream, not again No, not only, no (Transforming T.V.) But then I remembered That all my dreams are nothing Oh yes I knew that all my dreams are Nothing but the simple repetition Of last week's television (I've turned into a T.V My screen is smiling To get your attention I want you) So I jumped out of my bed (Oh-oh I'm a TV) And into the T.V. room And in my anger (Transforming T.V.) Threw the T.V. set out the window Regretted instantly Because this was a brand new 26 inch T.V. Set in my bed once again Couldn't sleep Because all my life All my dreams had gone out the window With this new T.V. set