The Streets - Fake Street Hats lyrics

("f**in' Johnny keeps leaving these ma**ive gaps between the songs... It all plays dead like that. See? Silence. Between the songs.") [Hook: Repeat 2x] If you don't like what's going down You need to change something 'round And what you can't change You've got to change the way you thought about Two days before I finally snapped From bumped a gig, I was being a twat The ba** player behind the (?) Is Belgium, another bright screaming gang Johnny Drum Machine keeps leaving trailing gaps Putting face cream on between the breaks in tracks I needed to stop this, draw the last of my ways 20 minutes to go the floor manager says Been a long summer, sure spanned an age I wanna dry my eyes and all the band on stage ("Alright I wanna see how proud you Belgians are!") Dead silence, not very nice to feel so depressed and violent ("He's f**in' puttin' moisturizer on! He's f**in' moisturizin' his face..." "I know... Ridiculous.") [Hook: Repeat 2x] ("Some c*nt has printed up a load of f**ing sh**hole Streets hats...") Oi, oi, Amsterdam the day before the crash The Streets hats were made by Warner staff Thought they were fakes, not thought to ask So I tirade the audience found under the stage But I'd only just woken Ted Mayhem has never seen me so darn broken The very next day in bed in London With a girl I have little memory of Unable to feel anything much which was the reason I bought my first suit I wasn't thinking at that bit on stage The fake streets hats were actually not fake! [Hook: Repeat 4x] ("Who's that c*nt? Tell him to f** off, man." "The Streets!" "Oh yeah no go go go yeah... mate, sometimes, you know, it is made so hard...")