The Stranglers - Tits lyrics

She’s got 36-24-36 hips… That was the size of her tits Well, this is sort of a request show Just imagine you are listening to Jimmy Young on Radio 1 with his recipes OK, so like, first I am gonna tell you who is up here The truth will be told for once and for all And then we want you to tell us what to play, we’ll try and play it, alright? But I tell you now, we don’t know “My Old Man’s a Dustman”, so don’t shout for that OK, on the backdrop we’ve got Jet Black, he is very good in a quick roll of the skins No drug references of course meant in that OK Jet, take it away Yeah, what do you think of that, then? Pretty symbolic, eh? On the far right we got a demon of the keyboards On a ma**ive swelling organ, Dave Greenfield The only man who can ride a ride cross-through on a keyboard! Great, that was absolutely amazing Dave! You put Rick Wakeman in a shade there! On the far left we got a demon of the se(a)men and I don’t mean that as a nautical term Jean-Jacques Burnel on the bloody ba**! Ah, that was amazing, it’s taken him all day to learn that ba** solo! And I’m gonna try and give you a little bit of a psychedelic lead guitar just like, you know, just like John McLaughlin and Paul McCartney and all those creeps do… OK, you ready? One, two, one two, three four five six She’s got 36-24-36 hips… That was the size of her tits Now you know why no-one came to see us two years ago…