I stumble out of a night club thinking, "Animals and insects don't do d**." I think I'll go out and act like I'm celibate Jingle bells and a Christmas choir I softly kick a dog in the teeth But he can't beat me down Blood streaming from the palms of my feet I'll bring the heavens down screaming with me Oh my God... [4x] I'll shake my cutie pie fist at a waitress When I'm sick of the way that I've been I think I'll go out and act like I'm celibate Throw grenades at a Christmas choir Oh my God... [12x]