The Steinways - Why Don't Jewish Girls Like Me? lyrics

Hey pretty girl come over here, I wanna ask you a question You look like the type of girl I like, can I ask you about religion Oh I haven't had a lady friend in quite a while And I'm noticing a trend about the girls I like Hear me out and tell me if you think this is weird Carrie Goldberg in '99, sleeping with her professor at the time Michelle Gerstein in the year 2k, wouldn't even look my way Sarah Nash was trouble too, Melanie Verstein was half a Jew And don't even get me started on her Oh tell me why don't Jewish girls like me? Oh and why do I only seem to like them? This trend is weirding me out, I just want it to end 'cos I don't care about god I just want a girlfriend And I don't care if she's Jewish, I just want her to be hot Nice and funny, interested in rocking out and smoking pot Saturdays we'll get together at the record shop Never mind I'm sorry that I brought it up