I'm gonna k** you for cutting my hair like that I came in here looking like this And I'm leaving here looking like that How did you get a job here anyway How do you expect me to walk down the street My hair looks like a big piece of crap How did you get a job here When you don't even know how to cut my hair I came in here looking like this And I'm leaving here looking like that How did you get a job here When you don't even know how to cut my hair I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh Oh man Oh Baby Jesus Look at my hair They wrecked my hair Don't go in there They'll cut your hair like this Don't go in there Don't