Wear that monkey on a broken back and I say There just ain't nothin' like runnin' in place Jimmy and Bob got their Stairway to Heaven on sale Bon's still stuck in a traffic jam on a Highway to Hell I'm in sad sad shape So I'll just run in place Oh I'm in sad sad shape Wear that monkey on a broken back and I say There just ain't nothin' like runnin' in place There are so many song written about the afterlife I prefer this eternal slacker's paradise I'm in sad sad shape So I'll just run in place Oh I'm in sad sad shape Wear that monkey on a broken back and I say There just ain't nothin' like runnin' in place