The Slackers - Sermon lyrics

"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the church of slack. I come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil. The clutches of sin! And the devils and daemons lurking from within. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I come before you today and I present the world's first guilt-free religion. That's right, boys and girls, no more waking up early on sunday morning, it's all about believing in yourself! I said it's all about believing in yourself! I said it's all about believing in yourself! Now listen up closely and listen to me, and I'll make sure you live the rest of your life bullsh**-free! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, everybody out there, listen to me right now. I want you to put your hand on the stereo. Put your hand on the speaker. Not that speaker, the other speaker! Put your hand on the speaker. I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see them. And I want you to repeat after me: I am somebody! I said I am somebody! And I'm gonna believe in myself! Because... I am somebody! And I'm gonna shake my a**."