The Slackers - Mr. Tragedy lyrics

Hello, my name is Mr. Tragedy, and I'm going to k** myself first Mr. Tragedy, it's plain to see There's nothing in this world for you and me Mr. Tragedy, open up your eyes Or this whole world's gonna pa** you by Tarot cards and sleeping pills don't lie One last cigarette might make you cry There's another world outside your living room [Your living room is murder] There's a clear blue sky outside, that's k**ing you Mr. Tragedy, it's plain to see There's nothing in this world for you and me Mr. Tragedy, open up your eyes Or this whole world's gonna pa** you by Black cats cross your path, out in the park Pianos fall upon you in the dark That car that almost hit you was a hearse [That car, it looks like murder] That girl that almost kissed you was a nurse Mr. Tragedy, it's plain to see There's nothing in this world for you and me Mr. Tragedy, open up your eyes Or this whole world's gonna pa** you by It's raining on my house But none of the others All the girls you ever loved Had vengeful brothers The room's on fire, the baby's waking Mr. Tragedy, stop hesitating [Hesitating, hesitating] Anywhere you hang yourself is home Silence sounds too good when you're alone Your coffee is so black, it could be wine [That coffee looks like murder] And the end it's got so near, it's out of time Mr. Tragedy, it's plain to see There's nothing in this world for you and me Mr. Tragedy, open up your eyes Or this whole world's gonna pa** you by Mr. Tragedy, it's plain to see There's nothing in this world for you and me Mr. Tragedy, open up your eyes Or this whole world's gonna pa** you by Mr. Tragedy, it's plain to see There's nothing in this world for you and me Mr. Tragedy, open up your eyes Or this whole world's gonna pa** you by