The Rocky Horror Show Original Cast - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

[Verse 1: Dr Frank-N-Furter] How do you do, I see you've met My faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover [Chorus: Dr. Frank-N-Furter] I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania [Verse 2: Dr Frank-N-Furter] Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You both look like you're pretty groovy Or if you want something visual, thats not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie [Brad Majors (spoken)] I'm glad we caught you at home! Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry [Dr. Frank-N-Furter] So you got caught with a flat? Well how 'bout that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright I'll get you a Satanic mechanic [Chorus] [Verse 3: Dr. Frank-N-Furter] Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man, with blonde hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension [Chorus 2x] [Verse 4: Dr. Frank-N-Furter] So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab I see you shiver with anticipation But maybe the rain isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom