One, two, three, it's easy see To lose all that you know Just put your glands in the gentle hands Of my dear madam merlot She's sure to have you dancing Singing and swinging and dropping dips She'll split an atom on your eyelash Rub a ruby on your lips Oooh you, Oooh you, let the lesson start now Oooh you, Oooh you were born to know how First beat you might bob your head Two beats to tap your toes, The third, fourth, fifth, six, seven, eight, ninth beat You'll shake out your soul And you'll sweat sweat sweat like it ain't no sweat Sing sing till your eardrums ring You'll be the gla** in the gravel You'll make this city sting